Transcript: Jerry Jackson Is RLY RLY Board!

Jerry: Hello, my name is Jerry Jackson and I am really really bored.

Haven't. don't know. Don't want to know. Going to bed.

That is just a small look into how it usually feels. So I went round to Jon's house.

Jon: Hello, Jerry Jackson. I am just playing cards with my mum. Would you like to play?

Jerry: No, not really. No, Jon.

Jerry's mum: If you are bored, you should go out and study nature.

Jerry: My mum has never got a good suggestion for anything, and she wears boring jumpers.

Jerry's mum: That is horrible. I tried my best to look really nice for the dinner.

Jerry: My dad reckons if you have a drink in the morning, you won't be bored until the afternoon. School is even boringer than the boringest day at home.

Teacher: 2 8 9 7 4 3 two million, over the square roots some of Ers triangle. Jerry, what is that answer?

Jerry: Um, sir. I'm really, sorry I, cannot think.

Teacher: Go and stand outside the headmaster's office.

Jerry: Everyday, I get thrown out of the class but it was always Jon's fault cause he is making me smell his bumhole finger, and it is really funny sometimes. But, it is not a good thing when I'm trying my hardest to concentrate, and I am the one who is laughing, but it is not funny anymore.

It is still is funny though, because when I'm at the headmaster's office, I tried not to laugh still cause it is still the rate funniest thing I've ever seen.

The thing is I am not scared of any of the teachers, and if they tell me off, it is funny cause I've been told off like five hundred thousand times worse at home. And I have been hit at home and the teachers in the school they cannot hit you.

Oh no, look. Here comes that little bastard who is staring me out at playground. He has got a slanted face. I am going to throw fun snaps at him. (he throws two fun snaps in the little kid's face going "Pop!", "Pop!") I saw you on the playground earlier. What do you think you're doing? (drops a fun snap on the floor going "Pop!")

The Little Bastard: No, no, you have got it wrong. I was not looking at you, I was just thinking about, err, you look really cool. But I was not looking at you, I was looking at the house behind cause it had really good architecture.

Jerry: (punches him in the face three times) Punch. Punch, punch.

When I got home from school, my dad had finished his vodka.

Jerry's dad: The alcohol is really taking a hold of me. I cannot face the world without any.

Jerry: One day, my dad faced the world and the world faced him back, ever since they have been the best of friends.

Dad, now you have faced the world, don't you think it is time you moved on to bigger things like the moon one step at a time?

Jerry's dad: I've probably will work on Venus next, cause it is. Cause it rhymes with Penis and that is funny.

Jerry: Oh no! My dad just said Penis. That means I'm allowed to say it now.

Jerry's dad: No, Jerry. You cannot make rules up in this house, I will. Now go and get me my whisky. I feel like celebrating.

The End.