Jerry Jackson Gets Messy at Scunthorpe Music Festival

Jerry Jackson Gets Messy at Scunthorpe Music Festival is an episode of David Firth's Jerry Jackson. It was uploaded on 21st July 2009. It is followed by Jerry Jackson Is RLY RLY Board!.

Plot
Jerry Jackson is goes to the Scunthorpe music festival with Jon. Jerry states that he is there to see Linkin Park. Jon tells Jerry that he doesn't think Linkin Park will be at the Scunthorpe music festival. Jerry asks which bands are there, and Jon tells him that Fats and small, Doop, Lou Beger, Rofl Haris and Kate Mash are performing there. The fact that Linkin Park are not performing at the Scunthorpe music festival upsets Jerry a great deal, and he fires Jon. Jerry holds auditions for a new Jon. The people is line to be the new Jon are a chinky, Jerry's dad, Ben, a small boy and Jon wearing a fake moustache. A man with blue skin appears and says he would like to be the new Jon. Jerry asks him what skills he has, and the man says he is "really good at sunglasses". Jerry asks to "see a sample", and the man puts on two pairs of sunglasses. Jerry approves, and promotes the blue man to "top man".

Later on, Jerry is watching some bands play. Jerry remarks upon how grassy it is. Nu Jon agrees with Jerry and tells him that bands such as clock are performing.

Jerry and Nu Jon are sitting by a campfire. Jerry suggests that they take some recreational drugs, including ketamine, MDMA and "LSD". Nu Jon says that he thinks they are all good, but they should do the micro dots first, and asks if they have a microwave to cook them in. Jerry replies that he has, and pulls a microwave out of his pocket.

Later, Jerry has bought a T-shirt with the words "PURE HATERD" on it. Nu Jon has bought a T-shirt that has the Maltesers logo edited to say "Manteaser". Nu Jon plays a trick on Jerry using a plastic spider. Jerry goes over to a snacks stall called "SNAX & DRINK'X", and asks for a "warm bottle of Coca-Cola". The man behind asks for £200.

At night, Jerry and Nu Jon are sitting by the campfire and a man that had lost his asthma inhaler is choking, and Jerry and Nu Jon laugh. Then Jerry sets the man's tent on fire, and various over people come over and throw tents on the fire. Jerry remarks upon how he feels like he is "in a special new place where there are no rules". Nu Jon starts urinating on tents, and a security guard shoots him with a bow and arrow. Jerry gets angry and starts insulting the security guards. Then Jerry and Nu Jon get driven away in a police car.