Transcript: My F*R*E*I*N*D*S

Characters in Episode
The characters in this episode include:
 * Jerry Jackson
 * Merick
 * Taxman
 * Chocolate Man
 * Fat man
 * Jon
 * Teacher

Transcript
Jerry: Hello, my name is Jerry Jackson and this is a cartoon that I have made about my friends. Today I am going to my friend Merick's house and we are going to play cars. Hello! Merick, are you playing out today?

Merick: No, sorry I cannot come out to play today. I have got to file my tax returns. Oh, I am well worried. Will you help me?

Taxman: Oh no! Hello, I am the taxman and I have come to take your tax money off you - oh dear, I cannot get to your door 'cos there is a chocolate man in the way.

Chocolate Man: Hello, I am a chocolate man and I appear to be in your way.

Jerry: Mr Chocolate Man what are your general interests?

Chocolate Man: My main loves in life are rap and chicken and rice.

Jerry: I am not going to oppress you and make you work as my black slave. You can do whatever you want around me and it is fine.

Chocolate Man: Good, 'cos I have been picking in cotton fields for a well long time and my fingers hurt, so I don't want to pick it anymore. I want a desk job.

Jerry: I have been watching Disney training videos, so my animations will be loads better from now on.

Jon: Can I borrow that video? Because I want to be rate good at animating like you are.

Jerry: No, I'm sorry Jon, they do not employ people that have funny shaped heads. One of my friends is really fat and really ugly. At school sometimes we kick him and we punch him in the face because he is fat. He had this voucher for free ice cream at Tesco's, so we's went but we got ice pops instead, and then I offered them to him. Fat man, would you like to have some of these ice pops that I got with your vouchers?

Fat man: No thank you Jerry Jackson, they have got e-numbers in which is harmful to the health.

Jerry: Would you like to come and stand in my herb garden, Jon?

Jon: Oh, Jerry, that would be lovely. I love herbs.

Jerry: This is rosemary, it goes nice with casseroles.

Jon: I really do prefer thyme though, because it is also like the name of the other time which means that I am late for my tea.

Jerry: This is my joke about thyme/time. Hello Jon, what time is it right now?

Jon: Jerry, you have got too much time/thyme on your hands.

Jerry: Jon means that I have got the herb thyme on my hands. Which is - means that is a good joke.

Jon: I did not mean that Jerry, I am all confused.

Jerry: How fast can you run, Jon?

Jon: I can probably run rate fa-

Jerry: I can run a million fa - times faster than you.

Jon: How fast can you run the hundred metres, Jerry?

Jerry: I - I can run it in one second. Neeeowm! My teacher is really, really old, and sometimes we do a poo in her hair.

Teacher: Oh no, I am too old to control this class, but maybes I have to stay working for the money.

Jerry: My teacher has got 21 million dollars in assets. One time she bought a big chocolate bar that was as big as the moon, and she gave it to the fat boy at school, and he ated it all in one second. OMFG! How could anyone eat something so quickly?! You fat nobhead! This episode has ended now. What did you think of this episode, Merick, 'cos this is your first time?

Merick: I think it was really good, probably the best episode they have ever had.

Jerry: Have you got any questions now?

Merick: Have you got that cheat for Tomb Raider 4 so I can see her naked?

Jerry: Yes I have got that cheat, but I am not selling it to you because you have not been rate nice to me and my family recently, and you are racist.

Merick: I am sorry that I called your mum a chinky.

Jerry: Oh no - dear - it looks like I have not got that cheat really.

Merick: Oh, that is a shame Jerry, 'cos I want to see her boobs and her little pubic triangle.