Transcript: Bruvva Caspa (episode)

Jerry: Hello, my name is Jerry Jackson and I cannot be bothered to make cartoons for you anymore. I am well sick of it. Like one of my passions is thinking of new types of pet care products and that is an area I am wanting to move into. Basically, this is me resigniting. From now on, my brother, Casper is going to take over.

Casper: Hello, I am Casper Jackson. I am Jerry Jackson's brother. Oh no, I, um. Sorry, I am well nervous. This is like my first time. Once I get with the flow then it will flow like a river, what has got boats on it, but the boats are not disturbing the flow of the river. This is my best friend, Jon.

Jon: I don't really know you, do I?

Casper: No, but you know Jerry and there is definitely a connection. Can you not see the simblarence?

Jon: If I squint, then I'd say you look a bit like Sting, if you know what I mean.

Casper: Yes I do. Ha ha!

Jon: Oh no, Casper Jackson. I don't think this is going to work. That wasn't supposed to be a joke, and you are not supposed to make laughing sounds what are annoying.

Casper: I have got older brother syndrome.

Jon: Have you not thought of going to the doctor's to get it checked out.

Casper: Jon, seriously. I can hit boys who are younger than me and it does hurt my fist. There is one thing that pisses off and it is when people get into my medical business.

This is where I do all the things what a normal boy would do like, looking out of the window and throwing bits of paper into the bin. My favourite bands are Toploader and Simply Red. I get so lost in the melodies that I feel like I am in another world. Jerry listens to a lot of emo and new metal pussy music.

Jerry: Casper, no. I know you are into the adult alternative rock bands of the 1990's but I cannot have you put in my new.. (TV static noises)

Casper: You are watching The Casper Jackson Show. Please meet my co-host. He is black and he is good at talking to ladies.

Mr. Chocolate Man: Hello there, ladies. Next up, my pants. I hope.

Casper: Next week's guest will be Knight Rider, the car, Not David Hasselhoff's. Have you got something dirty to say, my black co-host?

Mr. Chocolate Man: I have used my line, but I could say it again.

Casper: Go on, then.

Mr. Chocolate Man: I forgot my line.

Casper: Never mind. Who do you love?

Audience: Casper Jackson!

Casper: How much do you love him?

Audience: Loads!

Casper: See? I can get my audience to do that when Jerry, his audience just threw bits of old paper at him and some chicken.

Jerry: That is not true, Casper. Why do you have to put me to the ground? Why I I'm really really pissed off. That is why I am having my show back.

The End.