Transcript: Drugs (episode)

Jerry: This is my cartoon about drugs and what you have to know about them.

Drugs have been around since the 13th century and you can instantly tell when someone is on them cause of the smell. That fat man smells like drugs. I think that woman is also on drugs cause she smells a bit too. Old people smell like drugs when they has just taking medicines which is different from drugs. My brother has a tape, and on it, they are saying things about drugs. I don't think I should listen to it but I cannot get enough of the melodies. This is my friend, Andrew. He reckons good drugs are rate good cause he does them everyday and he is usually right about things. Drugs are a part of our everyday world and they can be useful but also bad. Even household appliances like washing machines have drugs in them to make them go faster. My washing machine can do a 224 rupums (pronounced "RPM" for Revolutions per minute). What can yours do, Jon?

Jon: Mine can't do that many cause it is an older models but, my.. I have a. My mum has a faster car than yours.

Jerry: Jon's mums takes drugs, and runs over people and dogs in her fast car.

Jon's Mum: Sometimes I forget to stop and think that even really old people have, err, personalities and, I have been blinded my, my addictions.

Jerry: When you inject the needly crack into ur arm, the blood takes the bits of crack up the brain and that is why they start having a party. Plus your hair will feel strengthened and have natural shine to it. Then, the bits of crack take a piggy back ride down to the top o your neck, and that is why cracky people are always rubbin' their necks.

This is my friend called, Brenda. He is always taking a bath. Today is probably the 157th worst day of my life because Brenda's dog died and it is made me really sad.

Brenda: Oh no, Jerry. I do not know what I'm gonna do.

Jerry: Brenda, I think you'll have to get through this together and maybes, another day, you will have another companion who will help you with your baths.

Brenda's dog used to help him in the bath if he needed bath salts or air fresheners. It always helped him out and now he is gone. This cartoon is dedicated to Mike. Brewi she was Brenda's dog.

Brenda: It's hard to lose someone that close to, Jerry. Especially in the circumstances.

Jerry: I have learned everything you can know about drugs and I have undusted it up. And my summary is, Drugs are expensive.

The End.