Transcript: Super Mario Bros Parondies

Mario: I am the Super Mario Brother, and you have properly played my computer games.

This is a cartoon making fun of bits from them. This is my brother, Lucas. Hello, Lucas.

Lucas: Hello, Super Mario. What are we going to do today?

Mario: Oh no! Like we are going to get some mushrooms and get really big and then punch some bricks.

Jerry: When I was asleep one night, I thought that it would be a good idea to make a cartoon about Super Mario Bros. So I woke up and made it.

I think you will like it if you appreciate a good laugh. LOLOLOL! Um, if you don't like it, that is cause ur gay. Or you prefer real games like darts, to and swimming, to computer games.

Jon: Jerry, this idea is so good that I don't think anyone has ever done it before. Maybe, you will get an Oscar just for the idea.

Man: And the Oscar goes to Jerry Jackson for his idea of Super Mario Bros. Parody.

Jerry: And then Bruce Willis was there and he said,

Bruce Willis: Jerry, I would like to be one of your cartoons to give it an action edge.

Jerry: But I said, "No. My cartoons is more about learning than action." Question. Why does Mario always go in the pipes? Is he cause he likes the music down there, or is it so he can trump and it would make a rate funny echo sound, and then he can blow the smell out and poison all the turtles at the top? And the answer is, not there cause it is a mensaphorical questions. LOL! U learn things when you watch my cartoons.

Oh look! Super Mario brother has got a fire and he has thrown it, but it has bounced back and hit him. LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Oh no, he has fallen over now. Oh that is rate funny cause in the game that does not happen. Oh no, look. He has burned his mustache and it is burning.

Jon, what did you think of my Super Mario's parodies?

Jon: Sorry, Jerry. I was not watching, I was doing my aerobics because I'm gonna be in the olympics.

Jerry: Jon once ran faster than the tiger, and then he went all around the world, and the tiger was still running the same race.

Tiger: It is not my fault, I have not have a sustenance that a tiger needs cause there is not much food left, and cities are taking over my habitats. So do not build cities on places where what tigers live at, cause they're really angry and there's gonna come and rip your face off.

No, I would not rip the man's face off unless I saw him as a threatens to my family.

Jerry: Some tigers that stand upright and have got mustaches and they're as good at gambling.

Tiger: I'll see you at the poker table, Mr. Business Man.

Jerry: This is my staff writer, George. He is called George.

George: It would be really if Mario went into the house, and Luigi had drunk all of his Dr. Pepper, and he got rate mad.

Jerry: Kthnx! Jon, here is a joke for you. Why does Mario have gloves on?

Jon: I dunno, Jerry. Why does, why?

Jerry: Because he has to make sandwiches at the Skelton's Bakery, and the gloves stop their germs from getting to the sandwiches.

Jon: That is a really good joke, Jerry.

Jerry: (Mario farts) LOLOLOLOLOL! Oh no, Mario trumped! That is so funny.

Jon: I'm not sure that people will understand the complex humour in this parondies cause maybe they have not played the computer games, and there is an irony that is being missed.

Jerry: Jon, it is okay because everyone has played their computer games. You're gay, everyone has played them.

Once one Mario was riding on the back of Yoshi the dinosaur, Luigi who said, "Oh no, Mario. It looks like you're bummin' him.", and then Mario did not ride the Yoshi again even though he really wanted to.

Sometimes, it is okay for have playful taunts at people but sometimes they take it seriously so, no. Think about what you are saying, and the context of the language.

In this scene, Mario finds Luigi having sex with the Princess. Oh no! Censored. I can't draw that, that is horrible. There is willies, and fannies, and things.

Mario: Oh no, don't you know that she is my princess.

Luigi: She has had sex with everyone in town.

Jerry: Mario got really mad, and so he did a really big skateboard jump into Sonic Hedgehog Land.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Everyone has always wondered if we will have a fight, so let's have a fight.

Jerry: Sonic did a Hadouken, and it missed Mario and it hit the princess on the head, then she died.

Mario: That is a big relief to me cause our relationship was on the rocks.

Jerry: My next cartoon will be, making jokes from The Matrix, because that is also something that has not been done.

THE END.