Transcript: Saland Findles Trimputes

Jerry: This is my cartoon. This is my Saland Trindles trimputes. I like S-, from Fat-Pie's.

Salad Fingers: Oh no, I am the Salad man. And I live in a house and creepy. And like, Wooah, it's rate sick. And there's horrible things happening so I've got creepy fingers. Oh no, it looks like there's a dog coming here. I am going to touch it's willy. Your willity it feels like paper cuts on my hand and, Oh, I rate like that. So let's go and play chess, Mr. Dog.

Jerry: And so, the old man and the cat played chess until someone ate the board. OMG! You just ate the board. And it's the lolzards.

Salad Fingers: Oh no. It appears I have run out of washing powder. So I've got to go to the shop what sells it. LMAO.

My washing machine's made by Dyson. This is my car what I bought. I've drive this to the shops when I'm getting my tables for discount price cause I used to work at the table shop and I get discounts there.

Oh no, look. It is Hubert Cumberdames on the, he is also in the shop.

Jerry: My name is Jerry Jackson, and I have made a cartoon for you at Fat-Pie's.

Hubert Cumberdale: Hello, Mr. Salad Man. What have you bought from the shop.

Salad Fingers: I have bought some cigarettes and also some shampoo for my hair. I like shampoo.

Hubert Cumberdale: What is your favourite shampoo, Mr. Salad Man?

Salad Fingers: My favourite shampoo is VO5. It is good for natural strength and beauty. What have you bought, Hubert Cumberdale?

Hubert Cumberdale: My shampoo of choice is Vidal Soon, cause it has extra body and shine.

Jerry: "It's meal time in 40 countries.", said the Napalm Man. I saw the police comed and the Salad Man was taken always and, "Sorry.", he said. He said, "I'm rate sorry for doing them creepy things on the film."

The other cartoon that I make was about my dog, Ben. He has got a crane.

The End.