Transcript: Politicul Corectnes

Charlie Brooker: For this program, I asked internet animator, Jerry Jackson, to make my program better, and he did this.

Jerry Jackson: This is my cartoon about, Political Correctness on Telly. Hello, Mr. Asian Man. Sorry, I am not allowed to notice that you are Asian.

Mr. Asian Man: That is cause we are all the same inside.

Jerry: But I am allowed to notice you are French, Jon.

Jon: That's because French are dicks and foul at footballs.

Jerry: The television company said that I'm so famous that I can have grenades as part of my props. So, I've got grenades now. I'm going to throw some at Jon. (throws a grenade at Jon)

Jon: That is very good, Jerry. You have just thrown grenades at me and I'm all burnt now.

Jerry: Jon, just by being burnt, you are now being racist and I think you should be put in jail for being racist. Then the Chocolate Man turned up and said,

Mr. Chocolate Man: Oh no, Jon. You have put down my people and for that, I am sentencing you to life in jail.

Jon: That is not fair, Mr. Chocolate Man. I was not being racist, I just got burnt really badly.

Jerry: And then I threw a grenade at the Chocolate Man as well cause he is used to that. Do not be racist or it will come back and haunt you.

THE END.