Transcript: Wars of the Earth

Characters in Episode
The characters in this episode include:
 * Jerry Jackson
 * Ben the dog
 * America-ish man
 * Jorge Bush
 * Luke
 * Soldiers 1 & 2
 * Rusel
 * Luke
 * man in the bushes

Transcript
Jerry: Countries are at war all the time. One time the French people said "Oh no, we are going to bomb the English people." And so they did. Recently there have been more wars, mainly with countries like Iran. This cartoon is rated Universal, suitable for all. It is especially suitable for the children, which will - they learn something from it, maybes. My dog Ben was in the war, he said it was lots of fun.

Ben: I think war is a good thing 'cos the Iraqui man took some weapons from us and we want to get them back.

Jerry: I have made this cartoon for you so you will find out about what happens in the world. Oh no, it looks like there is a America-ish man coming towards us.

America-ish man: Howdy folks.

Jerry: Oh no you have a strange voice. What is wrong with your voice?

America-ish man: It is called I am American and Americans speak like this.

Jerry: Do you? Oh no! My dog then said I have got a big boulder in my trousers, and he was talking about my willy. Mr Jorge Bush, what is your next strantengy for wars?

Jorge Bush: I think I will probably go and take Russia, 'cos they have been a pain in the side.

Jerry: My brother Rusel does a great impression of a Russian man. Do the impression.

Rusel: Sorry I am too embarrassed, you have put me on the spot. I can't do that impression now.

Jerry: Yellow is my favourite colour. What is your favourite colour, Jon?

Jon: Oh no I don't have a favourite colour because all colours are equal. Racial equalities.

Jerry: One day we was playing Cowboys and Indians, and I was the cowboy, and I said "I have shot you" but my friend Luke said "no you have not shot me", so I got him in an head lock. Later that night I played Connect 4 with my brother, who said "oh no, I like Connect 4 but I prefer playing games that involve the physique of the man, rather than the brains."

Soldier 1: Oh no! I reckon that we go and bomb Iraq because they look different to us so let's go and bomb them.

Soldier 2: Oh look I have got some moneys.

Soldier 1: Where did you get that moneys from?

Soldier 2: I got it from that black country that we bombed.

Jerry: And then this man came out from the bushes and he had his willy poking out and he said "if you touch my willy I won't kill you." So I touched his willy and it was nice. And now the world is at peace! Where once there was explosions and people dying, now there is roses and people are union. My other cartoon is about my friends.